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I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.
Chris Rock
I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
Chris Rock
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
Chris Rock
I love being famous. It's almost like being white.
Chris Rock
Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.
Chris Rock
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Chris Rock
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Chris Rock
Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.
Chris Rock
Hollywood's just not funny.
Chris Rock
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
Chris Rock
You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
Chris Rock
I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school.
Chris Rock
A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.
Chris Rock
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Chris Rock
A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.
Chris Rock
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
Chris Rock
Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.
Chris Rock
Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.
Chris Rock
My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.
Chris Rock
Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.
Chris Rock
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
Chris Rock
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Chris Rock
I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.
Chris Rock