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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

Joey Adams

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

Joey Adams

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Joey Adams

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Joey Adams

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Joey Adams

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'

Joey Adams

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Joey Adams