QuotesTemple
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
Kin Hubbard
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
Kin Hubbard
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Kin Hubbard
Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Kin Hubbard
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
Kin Hubbard
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
Kin Hubbard
After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.
Kin Hubbard
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
Kin Hubbard
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Kin Hubbard
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Kin Hubbard
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
Kin Hubbard
It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.
Kin Hubbard
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.
Kin Hubbard
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
Kin Hubbard
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
Kin Hubbard
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Kin Hubbard
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Kin Hubbard
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
Kin Hubbard
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Kin Hubbard
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
Kin Hubbard
When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money.
Kin Hubbard
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Kin Hubbard
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.
Kin Hubbard
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Kin Hubbard
Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Kin Hubbard
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
Kin Hubbard
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
Kin Hubbard
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
Kin Hubbard
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Kin Hubbard
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
Kin Hubbard
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
Kin Hubbard
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
Kin Hubbard
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
Kin Hubbard
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Kin Hubbard
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
Kin Hubbard