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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

Spike Milligan

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

Spike Milligan

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

Spike Milligan

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

Spike Milligan

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Spike Milligan

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Spike Milligan

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

Spike Milligan

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

Spike Milligan

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Spike Milligan

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Spike Milligan

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.

Spike Milligan