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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns was an American comedian, actor, singer, and writer. He was one of the few entertainers whose career successfully spanned vaudeville, radio, film, and television.
Comedian | American
Born: 1896-01-20 in New York, USA
Died: March 9, 1996 in Beverly Hills, USA
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
George Burns
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
George Burns
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
George Burns
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
George Burns
At my age flowers scare me.
George Burns
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
George Burns
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
George Burns
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
George Burns
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
George Burns
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
George Burns
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
George Burns
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
George Burns
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
George Burns
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
George Burns
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
George Burns
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
George Burns
Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
George Burns
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
George Burns
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
George Burns
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
George Burns
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns
I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.
George Burns
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
George Burns
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
George Burns
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
George Burns
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
George Burns