A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
John Barrymore
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief.
John Barrymore
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
John Barrymore
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
John Barrymore
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
John Barrymore
The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.
John Barrymore
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief.
John Barrymore
You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.
John Barrymore
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief.
John Barrymore
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
John Barrymore
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
John Barrymore
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
John Barrymore
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
John Barrymore
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
John Barrymore
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
John Barrymore
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
John Barrymore
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
John Barrymore