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I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.

Dane Cook

Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.

Dane Cook

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

Dane Cook

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.

Dane Cook

My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare.

Dane Cook

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

Dane Cook

I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.

Dane Cook

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

Dane Cook

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

Dane Cook

In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.

Dane Cook

I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. If I'm at home, I'm usually in my office editing or reconstructing my website or whatever it may be. I just love putting creativity into a performance, so if the right script comes along, and I certainly am reading comedies and dramas now, then I'm ready willing and able to give it a shot.

Dane Cook

We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.

Dane Cook

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

Dane Cook

My nickname for my mom was 'The Compass.'

Dane Cook

I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.

Dane Cook

I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.

Dane Cook