I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.
Dylan Moran
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
Dylan Moran
The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.
Dylan Moran
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.
Dylan Moran