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Always Leave Them Laughing

Tommy Cooper was a British prop comedian and magician. Cooper was a member of the Magic Circle, and respected by traditional magicians.

Comedian, Magician | British

Born: 1921-03-19 in Caerphilly, Wales, UK

Died: April 15, 1984 in London, England, UK

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'

Tommy Cooper

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'

Tommy Cooper

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

Tommy Cooper

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