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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Bob Hope

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Bob Hope

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Bob Hope

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

Bob Hope

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Bob Hope

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

Bob Hope

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

Bob Hope

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Bob Hope

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

Bob Hope

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Bob Hope

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Bob Hope

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

Bob Hope

I have too much money invested in sweaters.

Bob Hope

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Bob Hope

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Bob Hope

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Bob Hope