Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.
Frank Zappa
No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to.
Frank Zappa
The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.
Frank Zappa
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Frank Zappa
All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.
Frank Zappa
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.
Frank Zappa
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.
Frank Zappa
Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something.
Frank Zappa
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
Frank Zappa
Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.
Frank Zappa
All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.
Frank Zappa
Music is always a commentary on society.
Frank Zappa
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
Frank Zappa
Music is always a commentary on society.
Frank Zappa
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
Frank Zappa
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
Frank Zappa