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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.

Jay London

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

Jay London

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

Jay London

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.

Jay London

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

Jay London

I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.

Jay London

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

Jay London

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.

Jay London

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.

Jay London