Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.
Mae West
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
Mae West
Look your best - who said love is blind?
Mae West
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
Mae West
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
Mae West
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
Mae West
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
Mae West
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
Mae West
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
Mae West
When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
Mae West
A hard man is good to find.
Mae West
I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
Mae West
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
Mae West
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Mae West
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
Mae West
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
Mae West
Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
Mae West
A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
Mae West
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
Mae West
Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.
Mae West
Look your best - who said love is blind?
Mae West
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Mae West
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
Mae West
A man's kiss is his signature.
Mae West
I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?
Mae West
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
Mae West
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
Mae West
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
Mae West
Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.
Mae West
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
Mae West
Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.
Mae West
Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.
Mae West
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
Mae West
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
Mae West