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My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.

Paul Lynde

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.

Paul Lynde

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

Paul Lynde

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

Paul Lynde

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

Paul Lynde

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

Paul Lynde

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

Paul Lynde

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

Paul Lynde

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

Paul Lynde

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

Paul Lynde

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.

Paul Lynde

Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way.

Paul Lynde

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.

Paul Lynde

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.

Paul Lynde

My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.

Paul Lynde